hell
you say “excuse me please”, I say “out of my way peasant”
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
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Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
what
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vashappeninjackie asked
steven omg
bitches hate me cause they aint me
DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE
calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Anonymous asked
you is so sassy ayyye where yo sass comes frum niggah?
gurl please I am like the anti sass
